Tuesday, April 7, 2020

A rebound like we have never seen before

Supreme Emperor May His Grace Bless Us Always lashes out at Foxy News.  "You should say 'congratulations, great job,' instead of being so horrid in the way you ask a question."

His Most Gracious Continence wishes to insure that all Americans see what a great job he is doing.  To see his signature on the $2.2 trillion emergancy stimulus relief crumpets. To that end, he decrees that all crumpets sent to the unwashed masses will be individually licked by His Holiness himself.

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