NBC presents. The television event of the millennium. We're talking fiery car crash ratings. Some really good stuff.
Howie Mandel presents a conversation with Jon Frum.
A special 'Conversation at a Distance'. Because Howie has a thing about germs. Especially ones from outer space. And in the middle of a viral pandemic no less. It was a conundrum.
At least that is what some would have you believe. But who knew when you came right down to it.
Jon Frum knew. He knew it all. But what exactly was he saying anyway?
Stayed tuned for the all important 'Conversation at a Distance', a 3 part series, hosted by Howie Mandel. Stay tuned and find out. The secrets revealed.
And don't forget our other very special co-host. Death insurance. This show is also sponsored by death insurance. Because you can never have too much of it, right Howie.
That is correct Agent of Death, may your gaze not fall upon me.
Having the right insurance is oh so very important. Especially in troubling and uncertain times.
So get the best insurance, get death insurance, get it before you die, because then it is too late.
Unless you are in the Philippines, then you need to get a good lawyer and be prepared to pay some serious bribe money as you work your way through the system.
We all have questions for Jon Frum. So many many questions.
Various concerns we all have as individuals. and as a collective society.
Questions about cargo.
Where was it? Why wasn’t it here yet? When was it going to arrive? How much cargo are we talking about here anyway?
What can i do to get some of this soft and luxurious cargo?
Stick around after the 'Conversation at a Distance', as Jon Frum makes a special surprise appearance on 'America’s Got Talent'. What talent will he reveal? Will it be scary?
So stop your rioting. Stop your running amok. Stop your projectile vomiting and group spitting excursions.
Get back to the important things in life. Like your instagram feed.
And what is that adorable Gabby Cat up to anyway? Something adorable I'm sure. We all need to know what. Right away. Get out your browsers and take a look.
Pick up your checkbooks and start buying stuff. Like GabbyCat accessories. They are adorable. And make wonderful gifts. Or even better cat toys. So make sure you buy several. Credit card or pay pal acceptable. Or even better black market Bitcoin. Discounts available for that last option.
So let Howie Mandel heal a nation. In a 'Conversation at a Distance'. Later this week. On NBC.
Howie Mandel presents a conversation with Jon Frum.
A special 'Conversation at a Distance'. Because Howie has a thing about germs. Especially ones from outer space. And in the middle of a viral pandemic no less. It was a conundrum.
At least that is what some would have you believe. But who knew when you came right down to it.
Jon Frum knew. He knew it all. But what exactly was he saying anyway?
Stayed tuned for the all important 'Conversation at a Distance', a 3 part series, hosted by Howie Mandel. Stay tuned and find out. The secrets revealed.
And don't forget our other very special co-host. Death insurance. This show is also sponsored by death insurance. Because you can never have too much of it, right Howie.
That is correct Agent of Death, may your gaze not fall upon me.
Having the right insurance is oh so very important. Especially in troubling and uncertain times.
So get the best insurance, get death insurance, get it before you die, because then it is too late.
Unless you are in the Philippines, then you need to get a good lawyer and be prepared to pay some serious bribe money as you work your way through the system.
We all have questions for Jon Frum. So many many questions.
Various concerns we all have as individuals. and as a collective society.
Questions about cargo.
Where was it? Why wasn’t it here yet? When was it going to arrive? How much cargo are we talking about here anyway?
What can i do to get some of this soft and luxurious cargo?
Stick around after the 'Conversation at a Distance', as Jon Frum makes a special surprise appearance on 'America’s Got Talent'. What talent will he reveal? Will it be scary?
So stop your rioting. Stop your running amok. Stop your projectile vomiting and group spitting excursions.
Get back to the important things in life. Like your instagram feed.
And what is that adorable Gabby Cat up to anyway? Something adorable I'm sure. We all need to know what. Right away. Get out your browsers and take a look.
Pick up your checkbooks and start buying stuff. Like GabbyCat accessories. They are adorable. And make wonderful gifts. Or even better cat toys. So make sure you buy several. Credit card or pay pal acceptable. Or even better black market Bitcoin. Discounts available for that last option.
So let Howie Mandel heal a nation. In a 'Conversation at a Distance'. Later this week. On NBC.
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