Tuesday, June 16, 2020

The corona virus saga - chapter 39


Hey, ye.   It is i, your dear friend from the future.

With a business proposition for you. I need an agent in your time. You are the best. Let’s get to work.

All i need is your bank account information, account number, login password, any pin numbers, first pet’s favorite food, where you vomited by the side of the road during homecoming weekend. Just the usual information.

Once we have that information we can start wiring you bank payments right away. To pay you for your services. As they should come up, so to speak, from time to time. In the event there was ever need, you understand.

It’s a bond that cannot be broken, so feel free to take a minute before you commit to a lifetime of free money wired directly into your bank account. You don’t even need to get up off the couch. It just all happens.

Offer made available by StarGate Industries, helping you to help us.

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