Monday, May 18, 2020

The coronavirus saga - chapter 10

Michigan governor Wretchen Ghitmer stepped to the podium and began to speak. Stressing how important it is that we all continue to follow the quarantine at home rules while we assess the current every evolving situation.  We need to follow the science on this.  Think of your grand parents she says to the agitated crowd of reporters and demonstrator and miscellaneous staff members.


Suddenly there is a commotion on the left side of the room.  Security personal rush to deal with the problem.

In the mean time, while everyone else is distracted, a young woman sprints across the right side of the room. Two large men give her an assisted lift as she jumps up to the front of the crowd and then onto the stage.

The governor turns to see what is happening just in time to receive a stream of projectile vomit directly in her face from the obviously insane woman. As she is hauled off the stage by 4 burly Michigan police men, she can be heard yelling "Join us governor, become one with us and help build the StarGate."

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