This news just in... John Frum reveals all.
The headlines blasted out across the land. Everyone needed to get a copy. To save it for their grand children.
And what a headline. John Frum reveals all.
His once in a century sit down interview.
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It was the revelation. Of the century. Right there. Before us. To examine as we so wished. At our leisure.
And we did wish. To do so. But were distracted. And so the tide of history sweep out the forgotten potentials.
Swept them away to sea. And to no where. To no where at all.
And we did wish. To do so. But were distracted. And so the tide of history sweep out the forgotten potentials.
Swept them away to sea. And to no where. To no where at all.
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